2. Fam breakfast


    1. <b> male photographer:</b> okay so like I'm gonna take a photo of some plants and let's just chuck a naked girl in there somewhere cause like humans and nature and shit<p><b>male photographer:</b> this landscape photo needs more to it how about a naked girl<p><b>male photographer:</b> yeah we're gonna use a naked girl in this shoot for depth you know<p><b>client:</b> this is for a real estate website<p><b>male photographer:</b> naked girl<p>

  3. intergalacticwombat:

    fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

    (via sluttywidow)



  5. Growing myself a new brain


  6. Okay but have you ever owned a fucking cat because yes they do except it’s 3am and it won’t fucking stop meowing

    (Source: thisisthe-sountracktomylife, via manicpixiedeathwish)


  7. siren-comstock:

    sometimes i think about how portal was a game with no male characters, featuring a WOC protagonist and an excellent female antagonist who were both anything but sexualised, and yet somehow still managed to create an interesting and engaging experience for female and male gamers alike, win awards, and get a sequel, and then i look at people who say “games with female protagonists don’t sell” and i laugh. for a very long time.

    (Source: fanservicealiens, via bel-imperia)


  8. princessskittybot:

    new aesthetic: cryptidcore

    • kitschy t shirts and keychains from souvenir shops depicting the local urban legends and monsters
    • glow in the dark stuff and generic alien themed stuff
    • tin foil hats
    • muffled x files, gravity falls, and twilight zone theme songs playing in the distance
    • staring into the night sky and wondering if we’re alone
    • lots of pictures of the woods and abandoned houses

    I mean, this is just me

    (Source: autistichatchworth, via catvonnegut)


  9. Succulents have the best colour coordination skills